{"product_id":"send-me-your-mess","title":"Send Me Your Mess","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomething isn’t selling, converting or growing as it should. Send me the mess: your Shopify store, ads, analytics, product pages, enquiry flow, dead stock problem or simply the thing you can’t quite diagnose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’ll look at what’s going on and tell you what I’d deal with first, what I wouldn’t spend money on yet and what should happen next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat you can send\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA Shopify store that isn’t converting as well as it should.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eProduct pages or an offer that feel weak or unclear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGoogle Ads or Meta Ads that are spending without enough return.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA lead-generation site with a weak enquiry flow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStock that isn’t shifting and needs a clearer commercial plan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA general “something’s off, but I can’t pin it down” problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA written diagnosis in plain English covering:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat I think is actually wrong.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe three things I’d deal with first.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat I wouldn’t spend money on yet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe most sensible next route.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThen one of three things happens\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI can fix it.\u003c\/strong\u003e I’ll tell you what I’d do and what it would cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can fix it.\u003c\/strong\u003e I’ll tell you what to change yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone else should fix it.\u003c\/strong\u003e I’ll tell you that too rather than sell you the wrong job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow it works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBuy the £149 diagnosis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSend the relevant links, screenshots and context. Don’t send passwords, payment details or customer records.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eI review the problem and the information you’ve supplied.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eYou receive the written diagnosis and the next steps I’d prioritise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat this is not\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a diagnosis, not an unlimited block of implementation work, a full website rebuild, ongoing account management or legal, financial or regulatory advice. If you want me to carry out recommended work afterwards, I’ll scope and price that separately before anything starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eNo obligation to hire me afterwards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe point is to work out what is actually worth fixing. If the answer is “don’t spend money on this yet”, I’ll say so.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mind the Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57308281864516,"sku":"OTS-MESS-01","price":149.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/9960\/2500\/files\/send-me-your-mess-cover.jpg?v=1790097668","url":"https:\/\/mindtheshop.co.uk\/products\/send-me-your-mess","provider":"Mind the Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}