Off the Shelf · £249 fixed fee

Dead Stock Clinic

Good stock. Sitting still. I’ll help you give one slow-selling product a clearer offer, with the numbers and copy to test it.

Full service fee£249

Delivery5 working days

Not sure it fits? Ask me first

One-off fee. Delivery starts when your complete brief and payment are in. No retainer.

Illustrative stock-performance dashboard highlighting a slow-moving product

Illustrative diagnostic

Before you order

A small job. A clear scope.

For retailers with stock to move and enough product information to make a sensible decision. You receive the recommendation and copy, then decide what to publish.

Which products can I send?

One product or a range of up to five closely related SKUs with the same buying reason. Send the product link, stock quantities, selling prices, unit costs, relevant fees and previous promotions. Include expiry dates or selling restrictions where relevant.

Will you run the promotion?

You receive the offer recommendation, worksheet and copy. Publishing pages, sending emails, running ads, photography, theme development and stock handling are outside this fixed scope. Any additional work is agreed separately.

What happens after payment?

Email your brief and order number to andrea@mindtheshop.co.uk. I deliver within five working days of receiving the complete information and payment. One consolidated revision is included when requested within seven days of delivery.

Will this clear my stock?

I can give you a reasoned offer and usable marketing material. I can’t guarantee sales or stock clearance. You approve the pricing and publish the promotion. Advertising and third-party software costs are separate from the £249 service fee.

The person doing the work

You’ll work directly with Andrea.

Fifteen-plus years in marketing, with senior in-house roles at both ends of the scale: a multinational financial group and a mature UK Shopify brand. The work has always been measured where growth actually shows up: sales, qualified leads, conversion and paid-media return.

£2.15m Shopify total sales · +27% YoY Source: Redber Ltd · in-house role · 1 Jan–16 Sep 2026

2,514% Google Shopping ROAS · Coffee Machines Source: Redber Ltd · in-house role · Jan–Jul 2026

617 B2B Google Ads leads · £12.57 CPL Source: Redber Ltd · in-house role · 1 Jan–15 Sep 2026

+300% Search Ads conversions and lead generation Source: KRUK Italia · in-house role · 2021–23

“Andrea built exactly what my practice needed.”

Joanne E. P. · Calm Horizons CBT · delivered client