Off the Shelf · scope first
Send Me Your Mess
The page, draft or catalogue job you keep putting off. Send me what you have. I’ll tell you what I can finish, what it will cost and when you’ll have it.
Free to submit. £149 is a starting price, not a deposit. We agree the full fixed fee before you pay.

Before you order
A small job. A clear scope.
For the small Shopify or marketing task that needs an experienced pair of hands. Send the brief first so we can agree exactly what you’re buying.
What kind of mess can I send?
What does £149 cover?
How quickly will it be finished?
What falls outside this offer?
Start here · no payment
Show me what’s unfinished.
A few sentences and a link are enough to start. I’ll review the brief and tell you whether I can help, with the full price and delivery date.
Please don’t send passwords, payment details or customer records. Use a view-only link to the relevant work if you have one.
The person doing the work
You’ll work directly with Andrea.
Fifteen-plus years in marketing, with senior in-house roles at both ends of the scale: a multinational financial group and a mature UK Shopify brand. The work has always been measured where growth actually shows up: sales, qualified leads, conversion and paid-media return.
“Andrea built exactly what my practice needed.”